20th Anniversary (JOKE)
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Wife awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not on his side of the bed. She walks through the house in search and finds him sitting at the kitchen table, staring senitmentally out the window, with a tear in his eye. She asks him what's wrong and his says, aww I was just thinking about our last 20 years together. - Do you remember when we first started dating I was 21 and you were 17? Yes, she says as she sits down beside him caressing his arm as he is still in tears.- Do you remember when your father caught us having sex in the back seat of my car? Yes, she says- And do you remember him pointing a shotgun in my face and telling me to either marry you or go to Jail for 20 years? Yes, she says.- That was 20 years ago, he says sobbing, and I would have gotten out of Jail today!!
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