Last Night On Japanese TV
Heh, heh..... Last night I was watching a Japanese TV show, it was a 3 hour special hosted by "London Boots" a famous Japanese Comedy Team. They alwasy do wierd and sometimes interesting stuff, but the twist is always a "dokiri" means surprise in Japanese. One of the scenarios they sent another pair of comedians to Zimbabwe on a 48 hour trip to find a herd of elephants and a herd of water buffalo that hang out together. During the safari one of the comedians walks away from the other one, the guides and crew are all in on it, he goes off to take a toilet break. Starts sreaming, has his pants down and his butt has been pricked with a needle (simulating a snake bite) and the guides are acting all panicky and they tell the other comedian (who thinks this is all real) that he needs to suck the venom out of his friend's butt to keep him from dying. Hilarious stuff, I was rolling off the sofa. And watching this, it reminded me of an old joke: Two campers were out in the woods when one of them takes a toilet break and is bit on the penis by a poisenous snake. They are both freaking out, the one who didn't get bit, calls 911 on his cell phone as they are far from any medical facility that they could get to in time. The friend describes the type snake that bit his friend. The 911 operator instructs him to suck the venom out with his mouth, if he doesn't do this his friend will die. He gets off the phone and his friend asks in a panick, what'd they say? what'd they say??? They said, you are going die!!Have a good day TFers!!
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