...and i don't have an ear ring. i was asked three times this week if i was married. at first, i thought it was a dumb question. second, i thought it a coincidence. and the third, i finally asked...why am i being asked this. i was told it was because of the ring i was wearing in one of my pics (since deleted to avoid confusion). i thought the person was crazy...so i went and looked...and sure enough, it appeared that i had a ring on. Now I'm thinking, what the heck? I don't wear a ring...i don't even like jewelry (to wear, that is...i will give it to that special someone...when i find her). I thought perhaps it was an odd reflection, but it couldn't be. i thought and thought...and then it came to me. the pic in question was taken the morning i was checking out of the hotel and my luggage was at the front desk. my buddies girl friend went to snap a pic and i had slipped the ring holding the hotel key over my finger (I know, it sounds like a bad excuse, but it is the only one i got as it happens to be the truth).

oh, and about the ear ring in the pic of me with the red shirt...that is indeed a reflection off of something behind me...i don't have an ear ring. i have nothing against them...its just not me.

two things learned from this:

damn, people really look closely at my pics...i guess that is kind of flattering.

and, you can't always trust your eyes...appearances can be deceiving.

so worry not ladies, LYLE is as single as he ever was...anyone wanna try and change that? hahaha.

: S

You are so vain, Silver!!

So where is the ring?

Hmm you must be using the wrong brand of nosehair trimmer! The split ends are still showing mate! 55555

woo hoo...look at me. i'm a 3...almost 37 year old and i'm getting flirtatous messages from a cute 20 year old...i still got IT...thank you cutegirl, you made my day.

AF...what face is that...did i make you sick?

Kitty...was my comment to cutegirl vain enough for ya?

Nave...maybe we should trade underwear pics...hehehe.

Artful...you know that i pull my nose hairs out one by one with a spoon!

Lyle, you told me once you would date me and marry me, right?

So where is the diamond ring ? hahaha

kikki...when you are as poor as me, you can only stay hotels that still you use keys...or maybe it was a "rent by the hour" (or 20 minutes in some guys case) hotel...hahaha

bellabella...i sent the diamong ring to Kitty. she said she would give it to you...didn't ya get it?!?!? Maybe she traded it in for some shoes!

Nahh not that silly... would never trade diamond ring for shoes....

Do you want my address?

nooooooooo...j

Aowww... Junior,, you are the Lord of the Rings --

Give me just one -- enough but big one ,, ok? wink wink