There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "God will save me".The man in the water drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two boats, you dummy!"

an old one, but still funny..

very funny said this about a lot of people who die from natural disaters... you didn't get all the evaucation notices??? 55555

LOL, I hadnt heard that one before.........PS. Love the nurse pic

I really like this one.

Hmmmm, when I next call tech support for help and the first guy just says to reformat my computer, I will now be wondering, "Lord is that you, or that just Microsoft?"