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Sexual Confessional


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A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Tell me all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass, and drink it." "Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" "No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!

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A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Tell me all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass, and drink it." "Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" "No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!

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A man goes to give confession in a catholic church.... "father forgive me i have sinned. I am a 79 year old jewish man, last night i met a girl in a shop, and she asked me if i would like to go for something to eat, then we went back to mine, and she made passionate love to me all night. It was amazing"

Priest.... "you are jewish, so why are you telling me?"

Jewish man..... "i'm telling everyone!"

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