Coincidentally I got this on a joke string from a friend last night, and since I posted the one about guitars yesterday thought I would add this one, kinda funny. Airplanes vs. Woman.  Old but maybe worth the review.  Now, let's see men and pilots are perfect -- isn't that right?Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.

* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a 'touch and go.'

* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.

* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.

* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

* Airplanes expect to be tied down.

* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

* Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

* However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

In fact, they insist on it :-)

* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

they always do every fight before taking off eh from what i know!

Anyway, Airplane was my relationship's affair before lol

...and getting married for the sex is lke buying a 747 for the peanuts!

Greer