Two Old Friends (joke)
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2 old friends
Two elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed
the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't
shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However,
since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam
didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had
happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there
sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
Then he said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to
you?"
Bill replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?"
"Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress
at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years
old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty.
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury (Lying)."
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