- no offence -

He says:

I'm glad you can eat. When I bring girls to dinner at an expensive restaurant, they order only salad. Come on, at a nice restaurant you should try the food not the f**king salad.

Translation:

Do you know that you are eating a little bit too much now? You should behave like other girls, eat little, and order only salad at this expensive restaurant!

I really like a girl who can scoff her way through a meal like i do.... Just as long she sticks her fingers down her throat after and stays around 43kg and cute.

Translation: he thinks he has more chance of a shag if she eats a decent meal and he pays.

why do girls think so ******* much .....

just don't ask if ur ass looks too big in those jeans after pigging out on a meal we were paying for !!!!!!

;-)

followed by her saying:

thanks for the meal. goodnight

Genuinely, Seriously, Honestly, Sincerely... Guys don't say things that mean other things. Girls do that.

The only time we say those things is when we think those are the things girls want us to say. And then we only say them if we want to have sex with the girl.

So enjoy the food.... you fat pig.

it sounds torturing to be your gf simon lol

eieieieiei.....

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English Bob you are such a romantic. Can you show me around lol