A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: 

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." 

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you...." 

LOL 10/10 Mate I have lived to regret not saying something like that in my past lol

Oh those jolly good kiwi ppl, always ending up in hilarious situations with their sheeps...

lol,good one

Good one mate lol lol!!!!

If it weren't true, it wouldn't be so funny!!

very good... lol

hahahahahahaha

hmm laughin at your self. that means like ... your'e the guy in the story, right?

hahaha funny one .....

ha ha...good one...Mr.Giles..

Are you sure you are talking about a Kiwi ?? he he

lol

ha ha ha.. congratulation to you Giles that you can make fun out of yourself.. Im happy for you..hehehe

:-D

Priceless...

Loool...good one))

Giles a kiwi?

baaaaaaaa ram ewe !!

baaaaaaaa ram ewe !!