Lee Chung a Chinese Immigrant to the USA called His boss up and said, "Hey Boss, I no come work today.Boss: Why Lee Chung, I really need you here today, we are very busy today.Lee Chung: Oh, have head ache, back ache, no feel good you know?Boss: Well Lee Chung, when I have a day like that I ask my wife to wear sexy lingere, give me a hot oil massage and make love to me, and then I feel a lot better and I have energy and feel like going to work.Lee Chung: Ok, boss I try!! and hangs up A coupel of hours later Lee Chung calls his boss back"Hey Boss, I come to work, I try it, I feel more better!! Thanks!! Oh, Boss you have good house!!! Very nice!! 

LOL

Heard it b4, but it wasn't "Lee Chung".......still funny though........

hahaha very funny....

Oh those jolly good Chinese, they are such rascals! :-P

555 ok boss know now