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>----- Subject: Fw: MOWING AND BEER
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> On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and >watching my wife mow the lawn.
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> The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came >over and shouted at me,
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> "You should be hung!"
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> I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my >lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the >eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and calmly replied,
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> "I am........That's why she cuts the grass."
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