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mr_satori

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>----- Subject: Fw: MOWING AND BEER 

> On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and >watching my wife mow the lawn. 

> The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came >over and shouted at me, 

> "You should be hung!" 

> I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my >lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the >eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and calmly replied, 

> "I am........That's why she cuts the grass." 

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>----- Subject: Fw: MOWING AND BEER 

> On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and >watching my wife mow the lawn. 

> The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came >over and shouted at me, 

> "You should be hung!" 

> I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my >lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the >eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and calmly replied, 

> "I am........That's why she cuts the grass." 

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