A few jokes to start your weekend with a smile   men talk too much  WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - HUSBAND: "Damn." There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a women : Before marriage and after marriage   A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does. 

 Happy Loy Krathong to everyone

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

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Have you ever heard this "Before marriage only your girlfriend is beautiful,after marriage every woman is beautiful except your wife" ?...lol

I believe that...the writer is not woman...:-)

lol so true