A couple has a dog who snores; really snores. Annoyed because she can't

sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the

woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's privates and he will stop

snoring. 'Yeah right!' she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The

wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes

to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully

around the dog's privates. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!

The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from b eing out drinking

with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring

loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she

goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it

around her husband's jewels. Amazingly, it also works on him.

The woman sleeps soundly.

He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he

stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue

ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the

red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and

looks at the dog and whispers, 'I don't know where we were, or, what we

did, but, by God, we took first and second place.'

Snoring Snorning reminds me to someone..... Funny ...

LOL...

Funny joke..!!

;o))) rzzzzz

Tawan !!!! need some ribbon remember not confuse with extra glue

Haha...good joke...