Mr Penis wants a raise! WOT>>>>>>>
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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
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> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
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> I do physical labour.
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> I work at great depths.
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> I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
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> I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
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> I work in a damp environment.
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> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
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> I work in high temperatures.
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> My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
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> Sincerely,
> P. Niss
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> The Response:
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> Dear P. Niss:
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> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
> the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
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> You do not work 8 hours straight.
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> You fall asleep after brief work periods.
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> You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
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> You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
> locations.
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> You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> order to start working.
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> You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
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> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
> correct protective clothing.
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> You will retire well before you are 65.
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> You are unable to work double shifts.
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> You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
> assigned task.
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> And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
> exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
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> Sincerely,
> V. Gina
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