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The Husband Store


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My friend forwarded me this message! So, I also thought of sharing this with all of you.

ThE HuSbAnD StOrE!!!

Message:

A store that sells husbands has just opened in

New York City, where a woman may go to choose a

husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a

description of how the store operates. You may

visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men

increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man

from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit

the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store

to find a husband . ..

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and

love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love

kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to

keep

going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign

reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love

kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the

housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly

stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love

kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the

housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the

sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists

solely as proof that women are impossible to

please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice

day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and

to all the women who can handle the truth!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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My friend forwarded me this message! So, I also thought of sharing this with all of you.

ThE HuSbAnD StOrE!!!

Message:

A store that sells husbands has just opened in

New York City, where a woman may go to choose a

husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a

description of how the store operates. You may

visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men

increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man

from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit

the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store

to find a husband . ..

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and

love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love

kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to

keep

going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign

reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love

kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the

housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly

stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love

kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the

housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the

sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists

solely as proof that women are impossible to

please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice

day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and

to all the women who can handle the truth!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Woow, Primetime! You've never made it to the second floor of the wife store!!?Lucky you! You got quick eyes and a good heart that can see and feel the one destined for you. I should follow you. I should focused more on the first floor!XXX

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