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Mount and Do


hypermanic

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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon  be available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a  power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible  for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can  no longer call this

a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',  'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff  drink'.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.  Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent  on breast implants &  Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon  be available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a  power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible  for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can  no longer call this

a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',  'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff  drink'.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.  Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent  on breast implants &  Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Funny stuff......."hard on in a can"........What happens if your girlfriend gets a hold of it , wait i mean is, what if swallows some........? hehehe....... never mind....5555555 !

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