A North Carolina couple, both bonified rednecks, had nine children. they went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'. The doctor gladly started expaining the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after nine children would they choose to do this?
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.