12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13.Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18.There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

damn...I wish I read that last one 15 minutes....ago....ZZZzzzz.....squirt.

This is pretty cool

Some days you're the dog and some days you're the tree.

All who wander are not lost

Number 12 is pretty good,bad if you got staggered the night before though,lol

if i get to know them well enough..means they turn out to be abnormal? mm..

14.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

what a funny hahahhahahahahahahahaha