I found a great dating website and I love reading what the girls write. I almost pity them because I think their odds of finding a good guy on that site are lower than Admin's odds of winning the world poker championship in Las Vegas. (But probably higher than finding a good guy on TF)

dang, I'm over 80...

lol

World Poker Championship?! The World *Series* of Poker is held in Vegas....$10,000 buyin with 10,000 people playing? No way you'll ever see me in there, and no way they will ever find a good guy on that site either...lol.

I'll still vote for you, though.

I have seen a few good ones;

Bitter, unsuccessful middle aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, drooping loneliness looking for 24 year old needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with dull stories, tired sex and Herb Alpert albums.

Three toed mango peeler searching for wicked lesbian infielder. Like screaming and marking territory with urine? Let's make banana enchiladas together in my bathtub. You bring the salsa.

Mongoloid spastic underwear model with extra limb (you guess where?) in search of bottlenosed dolphin and extra prickly cactus juice. Soup is good food.

Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.

and my fave;

Remember that summer you spent with your parents in Hawaii and how mad you were that they made you go? And how you were hopelessly bored until you saw the most gorgeous man you'd ever encountered strolling down the beach looking at you, skillfully removing your skimpy bikini with his piercing eyes? And how you spent the last month imagining him taking you in every possible way, masturbating feverishly day and night, wishing he would reappear, but he never did because you were 15 and he would have gone to jail? That was me, and you just turned 18.

Funny..............

55555,poor Rob.

Plenty of 70 year olds ready to settle down. I had a friend who won a chance at the Vegas world series. He won a choice of 10,000 or going to Vegas and play. He played and lost but was a local star till he did.....

She don't want much Don,does she?lol

Iain_D I almost crapped my pants. ty for that.

condotown lets go out for a beer. LOL. And PM the site that girl is my type. Hates sex but will settle for "Other"

he he he ..so what you want to read a girl write it in?

hi...i want to meet a special guy who s one of very few rare breed can give me a more of love and 'honey'...and love me who i am..i love the man who wanted and enjoying sex. i don't want to commited in any kind of relationship ????

mmm is that what you wanna hear?

She hates ALL men then!

Milk Biscuit>>>> YES

That's a nice dating site, I've been on it for a while. From talking with girls on there I'd say it's got the same high percentage of lying sexpats as any other dating site (but yeah, maybe better than TF in that regard ;-)

Milk Biscuit -- YES, this is a point...and I cannot believe when I read some of this boring dating sites...it looks that is all around desperate girls looking for anything that looks like a male:) And point is, offcourse in male bank account...that is the main thing for woman all round the world;)

And oh..when I was younger, I foolishly think that most important things between 2 ppl is love...thanx to woman kind, I become wiser..