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How do I deal with secret admirers???


Sathorn

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I know I am a cute little bear that everyone loves, but I am struggling with a personal issue at the moment.

I have received a VIRTUAL KISS from an unknown source. Even more than that, I have been added to SOMEONE"S favourites list...

It wouldn't be so bad if Christopher would buy me a MEMBERSHIP UPGRADE... but he only buys me a honey now and then. Could be my choice of words...

He doesn't know what I really mean and I think he is gay and wants to keep me to himself. They all are you know... Noddy, Big Ears, Tintin, Captain Pugwash, Master Bates and Seaman Staines. I am sure that a heterosexual bear is unique in kids' books.

Anyway, as I was saying...

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I know I am a cute little bear that everyone loves, but I am struggling with a personal issue at the moment.

I have received a VIRTUAL KISS from an unknown source. Even more than that, I have been added to SOMEONE"S favourites list...

It wouldn't be so bad if Christopher would buy me a MEMBERSHIP UPGRADE... but he only buys me a honey now and then. Could be my choice of words...

He doesn't know what I really mean and I think he is gay and wants to keep me to himself. They all are you know... Noddy, Big Ears, Tintin, Captain Pugwash, Master Bates and Seaman Staines. I am sure that a heterosexual bear is unique in kids' books.

Anyway, as I was saying...

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the 'master bates' character in Captain Pugwash was a myth, as was Seaman Staines. There was a Master Mate and Tom the Cabin Boy, but not the smutty ones so many people believe.

And as for Pooh being hetro, I'm sure he scraped out Piglet's honey pot on more than one oocasion!!

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"I know I am a cute little bear that everyone loves". That's sooo sweet. Have you got out the wrong side of the bed? Allways wanted to buy a little bear a premier-membership but what will I get in return? ;))

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