What is brown and can sometimes be found in children’s underwear?  Michael Jackson’s hand!!!

Reports that Michael Jackson suffered cardiac arrest are incorrect. He actually went to visit the children’s hospital and had a stroke.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

Police are looking into the possible cause of Michaels Jackson’s heart attack. They have ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times. They blamed it on the boogie!

It has been decided Michael Jackson due to being 99% plastic will be cremated and turned into Lego. That way kids can play with him for a change!!

Apparently McDonalds are doing a commemorative burger. its called meat between two 5 year old buns

When Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children in the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson

Neverland was raided  last night ... they found class A drugs in the kitchen,   class B drugs in the sitting room   and class 4C in the bedroom

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Jacko died of a heart attack this morning after he discovered that boyz II men was a band, not a delivery service

Jackson's tour manager has had to cancel all of his upcoming dates (Oliver 11, Richard 7 & Thomas 10)

new job - check, Michael Jackson dead - check, can you just wait a minute Mr Genie, I may have to think about this third wish...

Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be devastated by his passing. She commented: "First my parents left me in Portugal and now this."

He died at 3:15 pm, when the big hand touches the little hand

He's not dead really, he's planning to come back as baby poo. That way he'll have unlimited access to little boys' asses :-)