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A couple days ago I joined “good people” event, but first I don’t feel like I wanted to go due to not so well. At 9 Pm Ms. Virgo called telling me try to make it because she has so many things to share with me.
At party I met lots of friends there; I met the host bobyboy, I like this guy personally maybe his personality and etc…. he came with his lovely friend, Anny she is also a nice girl. I also like Koolbreez, too, because he is cool. I love Admin because his round, cute body is good for cuddling remind me of The Flinch Stone movie.
I met Ciaran who has been shrunken since he read tricking sperm JN and I wanted to tell him if he care for vasectomy so that he doesn’t have to worry… but the music was loud. And apologized to StevieJR that I called him “an English Gentleman” let me corrected you now my “Scottish Gentleman”.
Ms. Virgo was already there she took me to sit so that to share her story and together with another 5 friends. Personally, I like Ms. Virgo because her personality and she seems to be an honest person. She told me after her second or third dates she would tell a guy to leave if he’s not serious with her by be disappearing and do not attempt to contact her again. I totally understand my friend she doesn’t want to be hurt.
Recently, she met a guy who took her to the beach and she has told him to disappear of her life if he just wants her as his gik but he turn to be her knight shiny armor.
Me: what’s he like?
Ms. Virgo: he is nice and big.
Me: what do you mean big? How’s big?
Ms. Virgo: Every where. He’s XXL size.
Me: so you tell him to be disappeared and what next?
Ms. Virgo: He talking about his future and include me in his future plan too.
Me: Wow that is a good sign. I’m so happy for you and know how you feel.
Ms. Virgo: I need someone for real.
Then I turn around and saw a guy who looks nice and ok.
Me:        Hey, guys. What do you think of that guy? Why don’t you date him?
Friend1: you don’t want to mess with this one.
Me:       why? Do I miss anything?
Friend 2: he has a bad mouth over girls.
Friend3: He is expired for long long time ago.
Me:       Really? Where is he from?
Friend 2: NZ.
Me:     I’ve never heard NZ guy has such a bad mouth before. And how about that one over there?
Friend 1: he is a public property. And not a second hand used care but 20 hands used car.
Friend 2:  Soda, you are like to consume an expired product, aren’t you?
Me: I supposed my stomach has built up for handling poison food so I don’t mind bagasse.
Friend 1: he’s not only bagasse but the bagasse was peeing on by dogs.
Me: In that case, I’m pass….
I don’t want to point my finger to other guys and ask my friends after the two guys…(I care for their reputation he he)….. so after the party my friends want me to join club craw but I can’t so I went home instead because it getting late at night and I’m not good at drinking and dancing.
On May 2 in the evening I was calling Ms. Virgo for more info about Mr. XXL.
Me:    how about Mr. XXL.
Ms. Virgo: he took me to roof top and have some beers there. He told me how he feel about me while I sitting on a pool brink and he is crinkling on.

Me: Wow that sound romantic moment you have.

Ms. Virgo: He is very romantic guy. I have tested him already.

Me: how did you test him?

Ms. Virgo: I took him to a go go bar and while he watching the show I grab his manhood see if it hard or soft.

Me: so what that supposed to mean?

Ms. Virgo: Well if he still soft it means he loves me because when he’s with me he always hard. But if he hard I can’t control and trust him. You can test your man same as I did.
I was wondering if I testing a guy like that it would be work. Manhood is tricky and unpredictable. Controlling dog is easier because when you tell dog “sit, sit or stay” dog probably obey you but when you said the same thing to manhood it’s going to be something else….   Am I wrong?

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A couple days ago I joined “good people” event, but first I don’t feel like I wanted to go due to not so well. At 9 Pm Ms. Virgo called telling me try to make it because she has so many things to share with me.
At party I met lots of friends there; I met the host bobyboy, I like this guy personally maybe his personality and etc…. he came with his lovely friend, Anny she is also a nice girl. I also like Koolbreez, too, because he is cool. I love Admin because his round, cute body is good for cuddling remind me of The Flinch Stone movie.
I met Ciaran who has been shrunken since he read tricking sperm JN and I wanted to tell him if he care for vasectomy so that he doesn’t have to worry… but the music was loud. And apologized to StevieJR that I called him “an English Gentleman” let me corrected you now my “Scottish Gentleman”.
Ms. Virgo was already there she took me to sit so that to share her story and together with another 5 friends. Personally, I like Ms. Virgo because her personality and she seems to be an honest person. She told me after her second or third dates she would tell a guy to leave if he’s not serious with her by be disappearing and do not attempt to contact her again. I totally understand my friend she doesn’t want to be hurt.
Recently, she met a guy who took her to the beach and she has told him to disappear of her life if he just wants her as his gik but he turn to be her knight shiny armor.
Me: what’s he like?
Ms. Virgo: he is nice and big.
Me: what do you mean big? How’s big?
Ms. Virgo: Every where. He’s XXL size.
Me: so you tell him to be disappeared and what next?
Ms. Virgo: He talking about his future and include me in his future plan too.
Me: Wow that is a good sign. I’m so happy for you and know how you feel.
Ms. Virgo: I need someone for real.
Then I turn around and saw a guy who looks nice and ok.
Me:        Hey, guys. What do you think of that guy? Why don’t you date him?
Friend1: you don’t want to mess with this one.
Me:       why? Do I miss anything?
Friend 2: he has a bad mouth over girls.
Friend3: He is expired for long long time ago.
Me:       Really? Where is he from?
Friend 2: NZ.
Me:     I’ve never heard NZ guy has such a bad mouth before. And how about that one over there?
Friend 1: he is a public property. And not a second hand used care but 20 hands used car.
Friend 2:  Soda, you are like to consume an expired product, aren’t you?
Me: I supposed my stomach has built up for handling poison food so I don’t mind bagasse.
Friend 1: he’s not only bagasse but the bagasse was peeing on by dogs.
Me: In that case, I’m pass….
I don’t want to point my finger to other guys and ask my friends after the two guys…(I care for their reputation he he)….. so after the party my friends want me to join club craw but I can’t so I went home instead because it getting late at night and I’m not good at drinking and dancing.
On May 2 in the evening I was calling Ms. Virgo for more info about Mr. XXL.
Me:    how about Mr. XXL.
Ms. Virgo: he took me to roof top and have some beers there. He told me how he feel about me while I sitting on a pool brink and he is crinkling on.

Me: Wow that sound romantic moment you have.

Ms. Virgo: He is very romantic guy. I have tested him already.

Me: how did you test him?

Ms. Virgo: I took him to a go go bar and while he watching the show I grab his manhood see if it hard or soft.

Me: so what that supposed to mean?

Ms. Virgo: Well if he still soft it means he loves me because when he’s with me he always hard. But if he hard I can’t control and trust him. You can test your man same as I did.
I was wondering if I testing a guy like that it would be work. Manhood is tricky and unpredictable. Controlling dog is easier because when you tell dog “sit, sit or stay” dog probably obey you but when you said the same thing to manhood it’s going to be something else….   Am I wrong?

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Manhood has a mind of it's own, and listens to no one, least of all it's owner :-)

There is a very old saying, that goes something like this ........

It does'nt matter where you get your appetite

As long as you come home for dinner !!!

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Good seeing you Sat night. Fred Flinstone :-) Great.

As far as manhood, that's so silly. It sounds like Ms. Virgo is always looking for a reason to dump a guy.

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in thai there is a saying "yang nii kawh... pae talawt" and it means "like this you will always lose. virgo needs to grow up.

you on the other hand, are very wise about the analogy between a dog and a hotdog.

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That test is rubbish! 5555 what if they watch porn together? what's meant to happen then?

A better test is see what happens after 6 months of being together.

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A guy getting hard in a go go bar when he's with his gf?

If he’s older than 14 then it won’t happen.

Although, a nice excuse for your friend to cop a feel.lol

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'And apologized to StevieJR that I called him “an English Gentleman†let me corrected you now my “Scottish Gentlemanâ€. '

Oh sweet epileptic jesus; I laughed so hard some wee came out!!!!

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yes, this is just like sex & the city - NOT, & I'm a little surprised grown women act like this. Are you trying to be like those characters on Sex & the City & just failing ?

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