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RE: ENTERTAINING DRUNK


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A drunk walks into the bar, sits down at the bar, sets a small cardboard box on the bar, and orders a beer. When the beer comes, he opens the box, pulls out a tiny piano and bench and sets them on the bar, then orders another beer. When the beer comes, he reaches into the box, pulls out a frog, sits him on the piano bench and says, "PLAY". The frog immediately begins to play the piano. It plays all the favorites, and some classical and then launchs into contemporary jazz.

The drunk orders another beer, and when it comes he reaches into the cardboard box and pulles out a little white mouse. He sets the mouse on top of the piano and says "SING". The frog to plays the piano and the mouse begins to sing, first some 'oldies but goodies', then all of the current favorites.

A man at the bar who is watching all of this approaches the drunk and offers to buy this little combo from the drunk . After a bit of negotiating, the drunk agrees to sell it to the man for $500. The man gatheres everything into the little cardboard box and runs out the door before the drunk can change his mind.

The bartender was watching all of this and says to the drunk "You're a damn fool! You just sold that combo for $500 and you could have made millions off of it!"

The drunk laughs and says "I'm not the fool, the guy who bought it is the fool. Do you really think I would have sold it if that mouse could really sing?"

The bartender responded "What do you mean, I stood right here and listened to that mouse sing!"

"The jokes on you and the guy who bought the combo pal ",,....   . "That mouse can't sing,...  the frog is a ventriloquist!"

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A drunk walks into the bar, sits down at the bar, sets a small cardboard box on the bar, and orders a beer. When the beer comes, he opens the box, pulls out a tiny piano and bench and sets them on the bar, then orders another beer. When the beer comes, he reaches into the box, pulls out a frog, sits him on the piano bench and says, "PLAY". The frog immediately begins to play the piano. It plays all the favorites, and some classical and then launchs into contemporary jazz.

The drunk orders another beer, and when it comes he reaches into the cardboard box and pulles out a little white mouse. He sets the mouse on top of the piano and says "SING". The frog to plays the piano and the mouse begins to sing, first some 'oldies but goodies', then all of the current favorites.

A man at the bar who is watching all of this approaches the drunk and offers to buy this little combo from the drunk . After a bit of negotiating, the drunk agrees to sell it to the man for $500. The man gatheres everything into the little cardboard box and runs out the door before the drunk can change his mind.

The bartender was watching all of this and says to the drunk "You're a damn fool! You just sold that combo for $500 and you could have made millions off of it!"

The drunk laughs and says "I'm not the fool, the guy who bought it is the fool. Do you really think I would have sold it if that mouse could really sing?"

The bartender responded "What do you mean, I stood right here and listened to that mouse sing!"

"The jokes on you and the guy who bought the combo pal ",,....   . "That mouse can't sing,...  the frog is a ventriloquist!"

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