Drunken night out
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A guy went out on a pub crawl one Friday night. After drinking all he could manage he went to Trafalgar Square and climbed on the back of one of the four bronze lions guarding the base of Nelson's Column, where he sat shouting "Giddy up"Two policemen turned up and tried to persuade him down, but it took some doing and after he had knocked off both their helmets and pushed them around a bit, out came the handcuffs. As he was led away he screamed at the top of his voice "The whole country's being run by a bunch of idiots"After Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights in the police cells he was up in front of the magistrates. Thay fined him 100 pounds for drunk and causing a nuisance, 200 pounds for assaulting police officers and sent him to prison for two years under the Official Secrets Act.
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