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      Last night I'm talking to my boyfriend on the phone.

we talkin' for a while and then he said.One sec baby..

      so im wait, and stop talking, and i heard the sound

''''''PooooOO-OO-OOttttTTTTT.....PrrrrrrrrrrTTTTTTTT......!!!

What the heck.. he let me hear when he fart, what a cute bf!!!I thought that i will hear something nice like, i miss u, i love you babe,ect.. But NO!!

 Can you imagine he put his iPhone around his buttock, so that i can hear he fart clearly.

after he fart, he just laugh out loud....

 i was like.... hell... How he do that to me.

 but... hahahah.... next  time i will do it back to him....now I have to practice make a longer fart, fart like the sound of M16     

Frankly... you fart when you with you gf or bf???

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      Last night I'm talking to my boyfriend on the phone.

we talkin' for a while and then he said.One sec baby..

      so im wait, and stop talking, and i heard the sound

''''''PooooOO-OO-OOttttTTTTT.....PrrrrrrrrrrTTTTTTTT......!!!

What the heck.. he let me hear when he fart, what a cute bf!!!I thought that i will hear something nice like, i miss u, i love you babe,ect.. But NO!!

 Can you imagine he put his iPhone around his buttock, so that i can hear he fart clearly.

after he fart, he just laugh out loud....

 i was like.... hell... How he do that to me.

 but... hahahah.... next  time i will do it back to him....now I have to practice make a longer fart, fart like the sound of M16     

Frankly... you fart when you with you gf or bf???

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n then he put the phone to his face.

mmmmmmm

eat some mexican food... fart n splatter

i used to fart under the blanket and cover my ex's head. good times. After 7 years you need something to spice things up. LOL

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That's absolutely disgusting!

He obviously needs refinement.

Can't he fart the Star Spangled Banner for you?

Could he have treated you to a fart with a Christmas carol theme?

Practice, practice, practice....

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remember one time a few (like 15) years ago. i had a roommate. i had a girl over one time, new gf.

locked in room, earth shaking, wall-crushing fart erupts from my room.

the Todd Man (that'd be the roommate) mentions this heroic deed in the morning.

i explain to him, ah, that wasn't me. that was HER. (truthfully, it was).

the todd man considers the dainty little thing, and the wall-shaking eruption, and utters the only words that could possibly be appropriate under the circumstances:

"tell her the Todd Man approves."

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haha you know you're in love when it is cute when someone farts for you.........on the other hand if you hated the person you'd tell them a few choice words :) Love is so sweet...... I look forward to the day when vomiting on my gfs dress is acceptable :)

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