Ok, long and short of it is.... I'm in need of a typical THAI joke, even if it makes little sense in English. In the UK we have the typical ''knock knock'' jokes, and ''why did the chicken cross the road'' jokes.Its for a book thats being published very soon, if yours gets used I'll give you a signed copy of the book, and some other junk... please please please.... 

farang gin farang, 555!

Many of Thai jokes start with "ÃÃäÃàÃèÂ" (ask Pam how to pronounce it).

for exp this one..

"ªéÒ§¡ÅÑÇÃÃä÷ÕèÊØ´?"

¡ÅÑÇ ©Ôè§ (©.©Ô觵մѧ..ª.ªéÒ§ÇÔè§Ë¹Õ)

(ask Pam to translate it for you)

nu arai mai chalaat??

nu mai ru!!!

1.àÃÕ¹æÅØÂæ ä»âç¾Ñ¡ àÃÕ¹æÃÑ¡æ 仾ѡâçáÃÃ

2.¼ÑÇà¼Åà áÅéÇà¨Ã¡Ñ¹

3.楀ÃѸÂà ¹ÃÃËÒÅÑÂ

4. µÃ¹¹ÕéËŧ·Ò§ ¢ÑºµÒ÷ÓäÃ???

5.ÃÂèÒ´×èÃÊØÃÒ¢³Ã¢ÑºÃ¶ à¾ÃÒè÷ÓãËéàËÅéÒË¡ àÊÕ´ÒÂ!!

6.ÃÇáѹàÃÒÃÂÙè ·Ô駡ÙÃÖ§µÒÂ!

7.áôÃÂèҧʧº 槅Ã×èèÓà»ç¹ µÃáËÅÃÂèÒ§àÂ×áàÂç¹ à¾ÃÒÃàÃÒà»ç¹áô "äÎâ«"

Thanks bCool.... any chance of a little translation on those?

Thought you asked Pam to translate it for you

I know what you mean about them coming out totally flat in English - my ex used to tell some jokes she had translated - they just dont work - and English jokes in Thai are pretty pointless too...

5 baht....

Most of Thai Jokes are word playing... Reverse word/spelling and many times are dirty jokes.

Thai language background is important kha.

Plus we like to make joke of our broken english.

such as

Situation;

A group of Thai ppl are walking in the Mall.. one of them is left behind some where.

one of them said... ©Ñ¹¨Ã仵ÒÃËÒÃѹ ( Where is he? I will search for him)

after that another friend said... ÃÂèÒä»àÅÂá¡ à´ÕëÂÇ Garden ¡Ñ¹ (Don't go... you will garden with him)

Thai word "Suan" write in the same way, and sound the same but difference meaning.

Suan = Garden

Suan = adversative

Complicate?

too sweet, too romantic can be jokes

Example,

A; à˹×èÃÂÃÑé Are you tired?

B: äËÃÃèà Why?

A: ÃÒÇÔè§Ç¹ÃÂÙèã¹ËÑÇã¨à¤éÒ You ran around my heart.

these are a classic... much like knock knock jokes

ÃÃäÃàÃèÂ... (what is it that...)

wuwa arai muak sai yu?

cowboy

(q: what cow wears a hat?

a: a cowboy)

rot arai yao tee sut?

rot dit tee krung thep

(note: rot here will iniitally mean car or truck to the listener.)

(q: what rot is the longest?)

(a: traffic jam in bangkok)

Thanks guys, still digging for a truly Thai joke...

There MUST be that classic, old, unfunny, told over and over again joke....

Pleaseeeeee

Oh... and Pam tells me to **** off if I ask her to translate anything..

why do use english people the word "****" so much and for everything?

She's Thai.

a: ¡ÅѺºéÒ¹ (I'm going home)

b: ¡ÅѺ·Óäà à´ÕëÂÇàÇÕ¹ËÑÇ (why so? you're gonna get dizzy)

¡ÅѺ means to go back and to turn thing upside down

a: ä»àŹÃ

b: ä»àÅ¡çëä»äÃè¶Ö§«Ô

good good..so much about thai joke....all of the best thai joke are below bellybutton!!!