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FOR "EDUCATED MINDS" • The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi
• I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
• She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
• A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra
class because it was a weapon of maths disruption.
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll stillbe stationery.
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and wascited for littering.
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France wouldresult in Linoleum Blown apart.
• Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. Thepolice are looking into it.
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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a
head.'
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.Then it hit me.
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A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said:'Keep off the Grass.'
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken toa hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask
how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prisonwas a small medium at large.
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The man who survived mustard gas and pepperspray is now a seasoned veteran.
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When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste ofreligion.
• Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
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