10. Eating an entire large pizza alone is not something to be proud of...sheesh!9. Don't even thing about paying your friends with baseball card in exchange for doing your homework. There is a reason why you suck at Math.8. It's okay to like and write poetry, when you get older chick will find you sexy.7. If you wanted to join the Army, go to college first and become an Officer and not Enlisted.6. Milk is not your enemy.5. Don't worry so much about the size of it...it get bigger, trust me.4. Keep in touch with all your tomboy friends, they all grow up and become super hot.3. That one girl in the 11th grade that always talked to you and asked you for help with her homework and even asked you to come over to her house. She wanted you.2. I know you have a lot of hobbies: turntables, photography, dancing, skateboarding, Muay Thai...stick to one or two and master them, rather then being "kinda okay" at all of them.1. Your brother is not Satan, just an a**hole.