Got this on email today, if it has been posted here previously then I'm sorry but this is, well, a great analogy! 

had no idea what you guys talk about but sound like all road lead to Rome!!!

So do you have a master key or normal key Carlo ?

Carlo...Carlo...

still looking for a lock to find out? )

@ soda: All guys talk about the same thing....it usually goes along the linesof..... "Hey Soda is great", "Have you met Soda? Yes I have she is so awesome!"

@Tonia: I have a skeleton key. Does that count for anything?

@ Danno: Yes I am. It appears all the looks I've found are combination locks. It's really hard to find the right combination!

You had to see that one coming, Carlo. haha

"Multiple locks" is good. As long as you "choose" the keys.

Love it... I'm filing it away for future use.

I have lost my handcuffs key. Anyone have a spare?

Iain, have you tried asking the screws at Barlinnie??

gr8 one, definitely..

bend over first Iain

maybe Carlo's skeleton key will work