My 7 years old sun asked me the following quastion :

Papa ...Who do you think would win in a war? the 300 spartans or the orcs from the lord of the rings?

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no, the klingons of course, since they have the most advanced technology

Whoever Chuck Norris lets live will win.

Whoever writes the history books won!

depends how many Orcs there were. If only 300, then the Spartans, if a limitless supply from Mordor, then the Orcs...

In Return Of The King (Lord of The Rings part 3) there were 500,000 Orcs at Mordor, but if King Leonidas can throw the ring into the lake of fire then the Orcs will just mooch off.