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Sorry I just could not resist (lol)


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                                  Viens A Moi 

Bimbette and Peaches walk up to a perfume counter

And after a few moments browsing pick up a sampler

Bimbette sprays it on her wrist and then smells it

"What do you fink Peach That's quite a nice one init?”

Peaches then sniffed the perfume Bimbette had tried

"Yeah what's it called?" "Viens a moi" Bimbette replied

"Viens a moi! She said, “what the **** does that mean?"

The assistant offered some help thinking they were keen

“Viens a moi” she offered “is French for “come to me”

Bimbette takes sniffs again and offers her arm to peachy

After a lengthy sniff "That doesn't smell like come to me”

Bimbette said, “Does it smell like come to you Peachy?"

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                                  Viens A Moi 

Bimbette and Peaches walk up to a perfume counter

And after a few moments browsing pick up a sampler

Bimbette sprays it on her wrist and then smells it

"What do you fink Peach That's quite a nice one init?”

Peaches then sniffed the perfume Bimbette had tried

"Yeah what's it called?" "Viens a moi" Bimbette replied

"Viens a moi! She said, “what the **** does that mean?"

The assistant offered some help thinking they were keen

“Viens a moi” she offered “is French for “come to me”

Bimbette takes sniffs again and offers her arm to peachy

After a lengthy sniff "That doesn't smell like come to me”

Bimbette said, “Does it smell like come to you Peachy?"

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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One of my colleagues, who happens to be a blonde told me this joke today.....i think its an oldie but first time I've heard it,

"Two blondes walked into a building.............. you'd think at least one of them would have seen it."

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following carz lead in...

What is the difference between a Pit-Bull (it is a dog breed),

and a woman during PMS?????

---the Pit-bull doesn'y wear lipstick

(old j/k too)

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