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Newbie here! hello, hello!


Sathorn

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Hello people

 

I am like new in Thailand and on this site so I need to say a few words to like introduce myself and all that. I know you will all like me.

I am a sex tourist of the better kind. I am like under 50 years, over 50 kg and have been married less than 50 times.  I know it is ok to hunt down Thai chicks, so I hope you guys will give me a break by handing over all your leftovers lol, until I kinda get my hand in, if you know what I mean. lol again

Ermmm. I have strong political and religious views - like, the right ones of course and I have no tolerance for those of you who got fkd up by too many years here as sex tourists when I am a virtual virgin.

NOW. Let me say that I:    1. Love the King.  2. Will not wear a shirt of any colour.   3. Will always be jai yen yen.  (Yeah I learnt that word from the first chick I picked up at the airport).  After I knocked her over of course!!  She was pretty good about it but threatened to cut something off if I ever knocked over another lassie...  Which brings me to the next point.

I know it is like customary for People here to get special bits kinda cut off and changed into other bits.  I also know that it is common to get silicone put in here and there. you know?  I haven't tried either yet.  BUT I want to say that I am horrified as a professional sex tourist to learn that girls with lovely brown skin are painting themselves with chemicals and eating stuff to take away their brownness!!!! OWWWWWWWWW!  WTF!!! You know what that means.  I will not tell you, google it.  I think if you woke up next to one of these delightful people who have really got into the ghoulification process and saw the white dismembered head on the pillow, you would like wet yourself right?

Anyway, I am really cool and I am looking for lots more brown skinned girlfriends with brown/black hair and brown/black eyes (those scary contact lens with the alien look don't do it for me), 2 legs that go right to the ground and so on.  Apply to Admin for references. I sign off with 55555+ (my signature because I can't spell my other name). See you in Private.  

 

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Hello people

 

I am like new in Thailand and on this site so I need to say a few words to like introduce myself and all that. I know you will all like me.

I am a sex tourist of the better kind. I am like under 50 years, over 50 kg and have been married less than 50 times.  I know it is ok to hunt down Thai chicks, so I hope you guys will give me a break by handing over all your leftovers lol, until I kinda get my hand in, if you know what I mean. lol again

Ermmm. I have strong political and religious views - like, the right ones of course and I have no tolerance for those of you who got fkd up by too many years here as sex tourists when I am a virtual virgin.

NOW. Let me say that I:    1. Love the King.  2. Will not wear a shirt of any colour.   3. Will always be jai yen yen.  (Yeah I learnt that word from the first chick I picked up at the airport).  After I knocked her over of course!!  She was pretty good about it but threatened to cut something off if I ever knocked over another lassie...  Which brings me to the next point.

I know it is like customary for People here to get special bits kinda cut off and changed into other bits.  I also know that it is common to get silicone put in here and there. you know?  I haven't tried either yet.  BUT I want to say that I am horrified as a professional sex tourist to learn that girls with lovely brown skin are painting themselves with chemicals and eating stuff to take away their brownness!!!! OWWWWWWWWW!  WTF!!! You know what that means.  I will not tell you, google it.  I think if you woke up next to one of these delightful people who have really got into the ghoulification process and saw the white dismembered head on the pillow, you would like wet yourself right?

Anyway, I am really cool and I am looking for lots more brown skinned girlfriends with brown/black hair and brown/black eyes (those scary contact lens with the alien look don't do it for me), 2 legs that go right to the ground and so on.  Apply to Admin for references. I sign off with 55555+ (my signature because I can't spell my other name). See you in Private.  

 

55555+

 

 

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Owwwww

After seeing a fluoro face on the pillow? NAH, I am still finishing my illustrious lesson plans for next week, drinking JW GOLD, checking out FB, EVONY, TF of course, and otherwise generally chuck wowing!

heheheheh

I love being 'back'....

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I love to clean, I know it sounds unusual but the reason I like to clean is I like to please. I am not looking for sex and their is no money involved. I will clean for you at home or work or w here ever ? I scrub floors, vacuum clean bathrooms and kitchens and yes I do windows. I will do this dressed anyway you wish or with out clothing if that pleases you. I am safe and sane ( I know you are questioning that about now).

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