Big Chilli magazine this month seems dedicated to me!

On page 8, there is a letter what I wrote.

On page 96, there is a picture of me with a head like an egg.

On page 97, there is a photo and caption for Charley Brown's.

On page 98, there is a mention of the restaurant and some of our specials.

And funniest of all, on page 97 there is a photo of the inside of Tapas Cafe... But they used a photo of Charley Brown's again!

First!!!!! lmao

page 69?? your head somewhere....

"there is a letter what I wrote."

Terrible English; you better hope EB does not see this.

Oh wait...

"Letter what I wrote." is a nod to Eric Morecambe's "This is a play what I wrote."

Hmmmm. Either great truth or great get out!! Whichever it is, I salute you!

6h!!

haha, lmao!!

how long have you been publishing "big chilli"?

8th

And congrats. I assume you've had sex with the editor recently?

Actually the editor IS a cute farang chick... But we maintain strict relationship rules - I watch through her window and she doesn't know I'm there.

(Iain - honest... I just assumed you'd get it.)