I posted a blog yesterday but I think my blog was gone on holiday to Phuket so I have another tried see if it still want to go holiday same a last one.hehe( Lame me!!)

I have been being busy for most of time since beginning of 2011. On New Year eve I had dinner with relatives and a cousin (Grasshoper) has shared me over her time after work watching porn. To my surprised I told her I thought those porn sites have been blocked long time ago, but she said she knows which sites available and she can watch anytime she like. Later on I talked to another cousin over Mrs. Grasshoppers porn sites touring. This cousin used to be crazy about Jap- of how cute he is. They met only once at BBQ TF thank you party on 27.11.10 and at that night she keeps whispering to my ear:

Cousin: that guy over there is really cute, who is he?

Me: which one? Is that the gentlemen whose round and lovely body look like flinch stone?

Cousin: no, not that one... the one who played the cello.

Me: his name is Rob, and he is a married man!!!

Cousin: Dont get me wrong!! I like him doesnt mean I love him or want to take him, but its just like fan club of handsome actor. (What a huge relief!!!) To my surprised he came to me before he left party that night said I like a girl in pink, pls tell her I like her, I dont know why. I hope he was too drunk that night to remember what he was said lol... Oh sorry Im off topic

Where was I.? .Crab!!! I forgot where to continue.5555+++

Oh oh I got it, I got it:

Once this cousin heard about Grasshopper she asked me which porn site, she want to see porn too and the sites she used to watch were blocked. I told her I dont know which sites because I didnt ask. I couldnt help that day so I turn to talked to another cousin who is in her mid thirties and what she tells me was she used to be crazies touring porn sites for a couple months and after that she got bored because she has seen all. I was shocked to know my cousins have seen these movies and they also said its normal thing in these days. I dont want my cousins to get advance of me because they are younger than me. So I spent 3 consecutive days on Jan 1-2-3, 2011 touring porn sites I take it as my New Year gift. Three days in a row I was sitting in front pc screen and on Jan 04, 2011 my energy depleted and I was tired for a whole day lay in bed and do nothing. After that Ive never wanted to see porn anymore I had enough!!! 55++

On third weekend of January 2011 I was very ill, sore throat and headache. My two friends paid me a visit we have girly chat as usual. I dont remember what we were talking about, but remembering friend1 told us about how to make guy crazy by wearing g string while cooking and waiting bf to come home.

Me: Its not gona work with me to do so.

Friend1: why? I did to my guy he was crazy all night. I bought you lingerie have to you try it on?

Me: its not work, I was naked in front of him, and he said why dont you just put your cloth on?

Friend1: have you ever walking naked in front of him?

Me: I did, but his eyes still focused on TV screen, so I have to rape him.

Friend1: did you rape him?

Me: I dont think a wife rapped her own husband is against any law! Or am I wrong?

Friend1: doesnt he want to sex at all?

Me: Actually, we were tired becoz we slept at 2 or 3 AM everyday during his holiday. I dont want to sex too because I was too tired but to remind him that we are husband & wife so I got to do it.

Friend2: it doesnt work with me too. Ive bought G-String with split in the front and shown my bf, what he said was you dont have to try that hard, darling.

Friend1: 555 WTF!!!

Then friend1 Google porn to show us how to do it right and while we were watching porn:

Friend2: I have a dildo if youd like to use it Id be glad to lend you.

Me: thanks but I dont want a used one, beside Im far from peak season for sometime ago.

Friend 2: I havent used it yet.

Me: I dont believe you last year you told me you were looking for a dildo repair shop.

I appreciated my friend offered but I want to be honest.

Oh ho ho sorry, I keep babbling for too long. Actually, I wanted to talk about this friend of mine, who calls me yesterday evening(Ms. Cap) but I have dog mouth and thats why I gone too fare:

Ms. Cap: is it wrong if you were date two guys at the same time?

Me: what? I used to date 3 guys in same day but not at same time and that was long time ago.

Ms. Cap: well, I didnt mean it, I supposed to date Mr. M at 5 PM but seem he couldnt make it, so I made another date at 9 PM with Mr. B That night, but M shown up unexpectedly and sat next to me and not long B is showing up. I dont know what to do so I asked a friend help me talked to B instead. While M excused himself out to smoke B moved to sit next to me and a seat was belong to M. when M back he saw his seat is taken by B. M didnt know what to do but keep staring at me, what am I supposed to do? After that we moved to a pub to dance but since B stuck to me like my twin which made M no chance to talk to me, then M excuse himself to go home. At the pub while we were drinking and dancing B & I kiss:

Mr. B: If M is here I dont think you do this to him, right? So I think you mustve liked me a lot thats why you kissed me, is it true? (Wow!! Hows sweet & innocent he is!!)

Ms. Cap: Well, I prefer not to answer to your questions.

A couple days later she was chatting Mr. M on MSN:

Mr. M: how dare you do that to me? You let B sit on my seat. Did you xxxx him?

Ms. Cap: No I didnt xxxx him. You were late that night I thought you could not make it. And the way he sat on your seat, you do think what am I supposed to do?

My friend told me she wants to date M but seemed he couldnt make it, and then she changed of plan to meet B instead. I understand her because she has been stood up before on Jan 08, 2011, that night she kept called me several times, but I chosen not to answer because I was being with friends at a restaurant and it was too loud to talk so I let it ringing. In the next following day I called her asked what happen, her voice was so disappointed as if she too tire to talk. She told me that she being stood up, her date didnt show up and his mobile was off. So, she kept called me because it was too late to go back home, Chonburi that night, she wants to sleep over at my place. Since then I told her to stop talking to the guy but she insisted to keep in touch with him and tried another date and as I expected she has been stood up from same person twice. And that was made her fear of being stood up so when one cant make it she have another one replaced but unfortunatelyhehe..(What a lame situation!!!)

She keeps asking me if its wrong of what has she done and I dont know the right answer. and as a friend she said I supposed to take her side but I told her Im a very honest person and tell her if she think she did nothing wrong , then it is nothing wrong. But since she keeps asking this, I offered her to ask TFers instead to get the right answer.

Do you think this incident she is right or wrong to date 2 guys at the same time?

And If wrong, why? Do explain..

lol. On my phone now, read only the first part, and am laughing my *** off. I'm glad the whole journal isn't about that

Please tell girl in pink I said hello

Summarize, plssssssssssss

If a guy has stood her up twice, then she has no business chasing after him. She is a fool to think she is anything more than a last choice for him. If he has no one else to call, he calls her to make plans, then if anything else comes up, he doesn't even care about her enough to call her up to cancel. She should quit seeing him totally, unless she wants to get hurt very bad emotionally, because it will happen.

That takes care of her problem of dating 2 guys at the same time, she HAS to get rid of the one that is treating her like a footstool. If she does not she will get hurt, then you will get more phone calls trying to be a sympathizer for her destroyed feelings.

You really did a long term study of porn....lololol, 3 whole days.......lololol. Most people see that after just one day, but I am glad you did total research so there is absolutely no doubt in your mind that it is all the same....hahaha. Good job of researching Soda.

Another excellent journal Soda, thank you.

Soda,

This was absolutely fantastic. I loved every word that you wrote.

So I spent 3 consecutive days on Jan 1-2-3, 2011 touring porn sites

I couldn't stop laughing when I read that.

Thank you for sharing such an entertaining piece of your life :-)

Bill

I don't know why but I can't help but think of this picture :-)

LOL... admittedly, i am abit psycho.. :D 5555

Psycho or not, you have beautiful eyebrows. LOL

55555 +++ I think its make me look more like Hitler.... :D

Hail Soda!

thnx for such a nice post soda... I think ur friend should be honest to herself and should let some one go who does not have respect for her. Its not nice any way and she deserves to be treated well and should get more attention. I can only dream of such a nice girl like ur frnd. I wish her very best of luck...