It's me again! I'm creating a collection of my spa work stories for my blogs because I'm getting older every day and probably will lose the excitement for my true funny stories... So don't get bored - yet. Hope you continue to reading on.
Once again I had a called from a male client who was interested in speaking with one of the beauty-therapist from Thailand. guess what - it's me!
The conversation went like this:
Client: Hi my name is Doug Hole (fake name) how are you?
Me: I'm fine thanks...So may can I help?
Doug Hole : Yes, Are you from Thailand? I've been to Thailand so many times and I like to get a massage from a Thai woman.
Me: Yes, I'm from Thailand. Hmm Okay, Me too. Sooo..?
Doug Hole : I was wondering if you do a massage... like... kinda the Thai massage I've got in Thailand? Like.. Special Thai massage?
Me (thinking) What the hell is he talking about?
Me : (speaking) Okay, are you looking for a sexual massage? Just to let you know we don't do any type of sex service here and its illegal.
Doug Hole : Oh..no.. no I didn't mean anything like that..Are you from Thailand? How long have you been here? Sorry! I just want to get an appointment for a massage.
Me : Mr. Doug Hole I would like for you to understand first. Everyone who comes to us are special and we provide the most special service to everyone -
all are the same. And you can let me know if you would like to come for any of our spa treatments?
He got an appointment with me for the next day after we spoke. Hmmm..this is gonna be interested! I thought ...
Of course he came on time and gave me a weird look. After I took him to a treatment room and started to do my work.
He asked me how long have I been working for this spa? And who's the owner?
I said. The owner is not here and she is always away. I lied. About 35 minutes after I started the massage I saw him used one of his hands to touch his penis.
He is masturbating. ****! I said. Huh? He said.
I said. Excuse me! I'm done you need to go now.I turned the light on. He said. But only 35 minutes passed and I booked for an hour.
I told him what he was doing and its make me feel uncomfortable doing my work and he should not come here any more.
His face color is totally changed to a red and his eyes is tearing he said. I don't even know what did I done wrong?
I said. I SAW YOU WAS TOUCHING YOUR **** MANY TIMES WHEN I GAVE YOU A MASSAGE..Did you masturbate?
He said. OH.. I'm sorry! I didn't even know I was doing that! Please don't do this to me. Man! Really? I thought..
Anyway I told him who I'm and we don't need clients like him so please don't come back here anymore.
Would someone masturbating not know when they are masturbating. Some people must think that just because I look pretty with my soft thai accent that I must be stupid -
but they are so wrong! :lol::lol: