Teacher ask Juan

Teacher: juan, if there 5 birds on a fence, and you shoot one, how many would be left?

Juan: none! Coz others will fly..

Teacher: the answer is 4, but i like the way you think!

Juan: i have a question ma'am! If a woman eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting and 1 sucking. How can you tell, which is married?

Teacher: (nervously answered)hmm! The one who sucks the c0ne?

Juan: no! The one who is wearing a wedding ring on her finger. But i like the way you think ma'am!!

lol, thanks for sharing

lol, thanks for sharing