In an extremely lazy family, the father, the mother and the daughter are arguing to decide who will wash the dishes. Well on that evening, the daughter?s boyfriend is invited for dinner. Therefore, there are more dishes than usual. To agree on who will wash the dishes tonight, the father has an idea:

- Ok, here?s what we will do: the next one who talks will wash the dishes!

The mother and the daughter nod their head in agreement. Outside, the boyfriend arrives on his old rusty bicycle that squeaks every time he rides it. He leans his bicycle on the wall and pushes the door.

- Good evening everyone!

A little surprised by such silence, he sits around the table next to his girlfriend. The mother serves the soup?

- Your soup is delicious Ma?am!

Still no answer. Anything he asks or says, nobody answers. Then, he has an idea to make them react: he puts his hand on his girlfriend?s leg. No reaction. He paws her breasts,?no reaction either. He says:

- But,?this is unbelievable! What do I have to do??

He makes the girl stand up, sits her on the table, lifts her skirt and starts to bang her. When he finishes, the girl sits back at the table and continues to eat. He explodes:

- I can?t believe it! You are crazy people!

Angry, he leaves the table, gets on his bicycle and rides back home. ?squeak-squeak-squeak?

- These are crazy people! ?squeak-squeak?. I take their daughter on the table and they don?t say anything! ?squeak-squeak? Hey! I?m sure that if I had banged the mother, they wouldn?t have said anything either. ?squeak-squeak??The mother?? Off he goes, he turns and goes back, and ?squeak-squeak-squeak? he is back! He pushes the door, walks towards the mother, bends her on the table, lifts her dress and here we go again! Then he goes out laughing insanely?

- "Squeak-squeak", what a family! "squeak-squeak", and this ******* bicycle that makes that unbearable noise! "squeak-squeak" I've had enough! I have to do something. This "squeak-squeak" drives me nuts! He turns and goes back to the family, pushes the door and:

- Do you guys have some lubricant?

Then, the father stands up: "OK...OK...I?ll wash the dishes".

I may wash that dishes after

hey but if u remember last time u ask me to marry after I clean up ur kitchen last time, heheh

hahahaha...maybe we will play this game when we r going to visit u again next time.. good idea? ;o)

LMFAO!

hahahhaa, thanks in advance Sonny