Once visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and......

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino or Coffee?"

Answer: " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"

Answer : " Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"

Answer: "With cow's milk please.

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst   

It's infuriating isn't it?

I go Wendy's and order a burger, fries and coke TO GO and they immediately say "is that for here or to go?"

People don't listen or think, they just puke out the lines they say all day long.

...and they can't understand why nobody will "give" them a better job.

@newyorkd: Agree on that one. My other fast food pet peeve is they ask if they can take your order and as soon as you open your mouth they turn to start talking with another employee or to help some guy asking for ketchup.

@smskun: If that's the reason you don't visit your rich friends . . .

@ Admin: yes and + Trying to make a conversation with Hi-So is just getting me lose....

"I think I'll just die of thirst"

just leave to 7 11 and get yourself a drink lol

I would have killed the maid...lol

--- where is the kitchen...please rest up here ...