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DUDE, where's my pants?!?!


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Hey, who wants to hear a meaningless story? Well, I?m gonna tell it to ya anyways?

Last evening, I?m going through my nightly routine?the dogs had been fed, I had eaten, I watched a little TV (President Bush?s speech to the nation?I was hoping to see American Idol)?and then I went to get my clothes ready for the next day before I get ready for bed. I laid out my work clothes (suit and tie as I had a meeting) and then I start to get my bag ready for the gym after work. And then I realize that I can?t find the blue suit pants I wore that day to work. Hmm, I don?t remember putting them away?there not in my closet?there not laying on top of my gym bag (where I usually leave them after I change into my gym attire)?where did they go? The only thing I could think is that I must?ve left them in the locker at the gym. So today during my lunch hour, I rush over to the gym and go look in the locker. Nope, they?re not there. Then I go check in the ?lost and found? box?which was kind of gross some of the things people leave behind?how could someone forget their underwear at the gym?then I reminded myself that I was looking for my pants?well, at least it wasn?t my underwear. Anyway, no luck, they weren?t in the ?lost and found? box.

Just then, a friend of mine came into the gym and asked me what I was doing there then?as he knows, I usually workout after work in the evening. I explained to him the mystery of the missing pants. He then laughed out loud and said jokingly so that everyone at the gym could hear, ?Maybe you left them at your boyfriend?s house.? Great?how many people at my gym think I?m gay now? All of this, but still no pants! I then asked the lady working the front desk, ?Have you found a pair of blue men?s dress pants? I lost mine.? To which see jokingly replied after looking me up and down, ?You look like you have pants on to me.? The end result?still no pants. As I was getting ready to leave, another one of the gym employees said that he had seen a pair of blue pants lying in the parking lot this morning. Ah, now we are getting somewhere. When I left the gym last night, it was raining and I had to run to my car. I bet my pants had fallen off of the top of my gym bag and I didn?t notice. I rushed out to the parking lot and looked all over?NO PANTS anywhere. I then went back into the building and found the janitor and asked him if he happened to see a pair of blue pants when he cleaned up the parking lot. He just shook his head and didn?t say a word?I don?t think he speaks English.

So now, here I am sitting here without any blue pants?although I have dark gray ones on now. I hope I don?t lose them too. So what is the point to this meaningless story? I don?t know. I thought maybe you?d have an idea.

Anyone wanna go shopping with me?I need to buy a new pair of blue pants.

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Hey, who wants to hear a meaningless story? Well, I?m gonna tell it to ya anyways?

Last evening, I?m going through my nightly routine?the dogs had been fed, I had eaten, I watched a little TV (President Bush?s speech to the nation?I was hoping to see American Idol)?and then I went to get my clothes ready for the next day before I get ready for bed. I laid out my work clothes (suit and tie as I had a meeting) and then I start to get my bag ready for the gym after work. And then I realize that I can?t find the blue suit pants I wore that day to work. Hmm, I don?t remember putting them away?there not in my closet?there not laying on top of my gym bag (where I usually leave them after I change into my gym attire)?where did they go? The only thing I could think is that I must?ve left them in the locker at the gym. So today during my lunch hour, I rush over to the gym and go look in the locker. Nope, they?re not there. Then I go check in the ?lost and found? box?which was kind of gross some of the things people leave behind?how could someone forget their underwear at the gym?then I reminded myself that I was looking for my pants?well, at least it wasn?t my underwear. Anyway, no luck, they weren?t in the ?lost and found? box.

Just then, a friend of mine came into the gym and asked me what I was doing there then?as he knows, I usually workout after work in the evening. I explained to him the mystery of the missing pants. He then laughed out loud and said jokingly so that everyone at the gym could hear, ?Maybe you left them at your boyfriend?s house.? Great?how many people at my gym think I?m gay now? All of this, but still no pants! I then asked the lady working the front desk, ?Have you found a pair of blue men?s dress pants? I lost mine.? To which see jokingly replied after looking me up and down, ?You look like you have pants on to me.? The end result?still no pants. As I was getting ready to leave, another one of the gym employees said that he had seen a pair of blue pants lying in the parking lot this morning. Ah, now we are getting somewhere. When I left the gym last night, it was raining and I had to run to my car. I bet my pants had fallen off of the top of my gym bag and I didn?t notice. I rushed out to the parking lot and looked all over?NO PANTS anywhere. I then went back into the building and found the janitor and asked him if he happened to see a pair of blue pants when he cleaned up the parking lot. He just shook his head and didn?t say a word?I don?t think he speaks English.

So now, here I am sitting here without any blue pants?although I have dark gray ones on now. I hope I don?t lose them too. So what is the point to this meaningless story? I don?t know. I thought maybe you?d have an idea.

Anyone wanna go shopping with me?I need to buy a new pair of blue pants.

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Lyle, I wanna go there -- but you did promise me about our date in Tahiti,, but this time, shopping too... Wow !! such a great idea ha? As i am shopaholic !!!

Want me to join you then.... hihihi

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I'm here again.. just somthing pop up to my mind..

Lyle,, are you turning to be gay ?? Really ??????

Oh no... do not break my heart ... dear.. i can't live with out you - - LOL LOL LOL

But if you turn to be gay.. i can be your gal friend.. we will be even more closer and

maybe we can be twin bitchy ha ?? hihihi hihihii hihihiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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