A Vietnamese Nun from my church recently got a "chickenshit" ticket from a motor cop. When she plead not guilty and the judge gave are a date to come back to court and have a trial with the cop present. She came to court yesterday and was reading her Bible waiting to fight her case. When her name was called the case was dismissed because the cop did not show up. He was recovering from a recent knee surgery:) Praise the Lord:)

preach on brother delmar, preach on. as has been done to the bible so many times, i shall interpret your message for my own purposes. hmm, which path shall i choose:

1. pray to GOD because he will help you; or

2. thou shall break cops' knees because it is the LORD's work.

Wise Brother Delmar has also given us good strategy to use when receiving a ticket. Ask for a court date with the issuing officer present. Most police are too busy to bother with the occasional person who wants to dispute a ticket that way. So, the case gets dismissed.

But it better be worth your time too, because you'll have a lot of red tape to get through hehe.

And if you're in Thailand, just settle your fine on the spot. The 'express' ticket service is usually a lot cheaper than paying the ticket in full

Ling

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