I just got back home from my trip to Thailand. Some observations:

Bangkok has got much busier somehow since my last trip. The hive has expanded to the point at which every bit of oxygen has already passed through either an internal combustion engine or somebody's lungs. I really love the frenetic pace and although I've grown up in cities I really don't think that I could make a life there. Though, if I had only 24 hours to live this city would be amongst my first choices.

Now onto the people that I met:

Jay - Not the Godfather of Soul, but rather the Tourette's version, he is blessed with the ability to engage all with the mind of a philosopher and the soft touch of a porno fluffer.

Jeff - not sure what to say but this vampire, but enjoyed my time with him immensely. Has the ability to speak well on almost any subject and drink immense quantities of blood simultaneously.

Loburt - Rob and I got along famously. Get accused us of being brothers. I like to accuse him of being the mentally retarded brother, but anyone who has met him would refute that claim. Bastards.

Get - A whirlwind of whirling dervishes, a deceptive dynamo of dashing dishyness. my head is still spinning as is my lower intestine.

Ciaran - I bought him his damn beer finally but he was still complaining about something, although what that was is still a mystery due to his heavy Irish accent. It was hilarious to see an Aussie repeatedly ask him what he was saying, as I tried to explain to a Thai friend that they were both native English speakers. Priceless.

Kev - had a great time in the short time we had to spend together. He has a predilection for taking his shirt off in gay bars though.

Bee - a lovely lovely woman, so lovely in fact that I had to call her darling. She hated that though and tried to vomit on me.

J. J. - a brother from another mother. Enough said

Princess - still owes me a dance, will make sure payment is forthcoming forthwith

Oy - need to spend more time with her and she was quiet in the few moments that I got to see her. In the right setting I'm sure that I would have a hard time shutting her up.

Cherry - likes to eat.

I see Cherry made a real impression.....FYI...rumor has it, she likes to drink too!

Junior, please see http://www.mentalhealth.com/book/p40-gtor.html

Aw isn't it cute how much Jay and Japhro love each other?

Japhro: Nice abs will definitely give you that dance next time.

Tourette Syndrome....bwahahahahahaha ...right on the money Japhro!

Awww Jay...love you too :|

You aren't choosey about who you hang out with, are you! lol

what? why didnt i know u were here!? i was looking forward to meet u!!!!!!!!

i hate u now

Fil: Raincheck? I hate me too btw...

~*~ Hellooooo...Crazy!! I hate you too ** Darling** .... ~*~