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garfield

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garfield last won the day on August 14 2013

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About garfield

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  • Birthday 03/19/1911
  1. Sadly, who gives a ****? America won't; the wealthy Arab nations never have and never will; no business to be done so the EU won't do a lot.
  2. What goes around, comes around. The forex companies have made a great profit from me over the years, sending money to Thailand and Las Filipinas. On a more helpful note, send me his contact details and I will adjust his physiognomy.
  3. The report is wrong. As someone more erudite than me observed: " any body who fcuks his own wife is too lazy to masturbate". On that basis, I expect my sex life to continue until I really am 98.
  4. Accident follows a close shaveA woman driver caused a pile-up after becoming distracted while shaving her bikini line.Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into the back of a truck in the Florida Keys after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts.Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told police she wanted to be "ready for the visit," website WJZ.com reported.
  5. Accident follows a close shaveA woman driver caused a pile-up after becoming distracted while shaving her bikini line.Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into the back of a truck in the Florida Keys after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts.Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told police she wanted to be "ready for the visit," website WJZ.com reported.
  6. That's what you get when you chat to Bill Gates
  7. Must have been using IE..... f*cks up your PC and your keyboard. Or maybe Nelson Picquet Jr. broke it deliberately?
  8. Small pricks make lasting impressions.
  9. Small pricks make lasting impressions.
  10. Small pricks make lasting impressions.
  11. I think it was meant for me. I sent it to myself
  12. If it looks like a lemon and tastes like a lemon, it's probably a dog.
  13. A chicken, vegetables and Wats. I am trying to decode this.
  14. garfield

    What you think???

    ......links to an old Arab saying: "better to go home to a camel than to 4 wives"
  15. garfield

    What you think???

    I though everyone on TF had a wife or husband in their own country?
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