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  • Birthday 05/17/1967
  1. There's been a lot of talk about cheese above. And cheese factories. I love cheese. If I could have my own onboard factory, that'd be awesome. But I think it might be difficult to go for a 4 or 5 year old cheddar - that's a long aging. Do you think the French have such a vast array of smelly, runny cheeses because they make them in the pants of uncircumsized Frenchmen? Think about that before you dig in to that camembert next time. --Ling
  2. "Just...you know how to tell the story, what?"
  3. Ha! My threat worked. Within moments ZBH wrote something. --Ling
  4. 228 members online. Yet for over half an hour not a single one of them has written a single bloody word in the forums for the purpose of amusing me. In fact they haven't written a single bloody word in the forums on any topic at all. What is your problem people? I'm tired, I've been up half the night finishing updates to a 1st year calculus booklet, and I demand to read something funny. Otherwise, I threaten to post all the prime numbers less than 1,000,000. --Ling
  5. Except Peterborough has too many Trent U. students. Peterborough must have one of the highest STD rates per capita of any place in Canada. I grew up in Pickering before it became a suburb, while it was still all farmer's fields, dope growing 8th graders, amateur car mechanics and retards. Now it's just ******* boring - glad I don't live there any more. --Ling
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    My favourite Diana Krall tune is Peel Me a Grape. I heard her sing it at the Senator upstairs before she became big, and her voice had that perfect slightly coarse sensuality. It really stuck in my mind and I became a fan.
  7. You're disparaging the National Haircut of Canada.War. --Ling You guys don't understand the mullet. The classic mullet is as un-metrosexual a haircut as can be imagined, and needs to be honoured. You poofters don't have what it takes to sport a mullet. Mullets to me mean little town Canada, hockey-playin', beer-swillin', five-cars-up-on-blocks-on-the-half-acre-front-lawn-fixin', rye-drinkin' good ol' boys who ain't never heard the term "metrosexual", let alone wearing a manbag or even cleaning their fingernails regular-like, and who only take shopping trips to Canadian Tire, the car wreckers,
  8. You're disparaging the National Haircut of Canada.War. --Ling "Im a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day) I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I skip and jump I love to press wild flow'rs I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a gi
  9. You're disparaging the National Haircut of Canada.War. --Ling
  10. That's a big surprise. Didn't even know he had cancer. That's sad he's died so young. He was talented. I remember his startup band when I was a teenager (and so was he), playing around locally. He got a little media attention because of his blindness, but not a lot. He went on to a successful career in rock, jazz and blues, and had even opened a restaurant. I guess I would have heard if I'd listened to Q107 longer than 5 minutes this morning.
  11. My dad's Thai sister-in-law lives there now with her Lebanese husband. After living in BKK, Beirut and Kuwait, they had to adjust to the life of endless boring residential suburbia. Then again, after living for 8 years through war in Beirut, only to move to Kuwait and then losing everything they had there when Saddam invaded (they escaped across Iraq into Jordan in their car), NC was something of a welcome relief. --Ling
  12. Not sure I can afford your sinsod.--Ling
  13. "sexiest person you will ever meet in your hole life" Freudian typo?
  14. TAURUS - PLAYFUL,KINKY,NAUGHTY... NEED I SAY MORE? (4/20-5/20) Very high sex appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. and tha sexiest person you will ever meet in your hole life. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. Then again, that's me exactly.
  15. Reading the title of this entry on the Community page: CANCER - MORE SEX TO GIVE I thought, "Wow! Seriously tasteless post!" and I got all excited to read it. But, it's just horoscopes. Ho hum.
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