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FarangSanook

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  1. Bikinis are awesome, my missus looks sexy in her bikini, so sexy infact i cant wait to get it off her lol
  2. Either that or the picture of you on my windscreen, it seems to keep children and animals away aswell as protecting me from harmful spirits.
  3. I have a VW Caddy actually, i have this because i am running my own business and i had to sell my BMW to get the extra money needed for this venture.
  4. I have only met one decent Thai cop, he was the local police man in my missus' home town. The BKK Police seem to dislike me for some reason.
  5. And where did you get this job because i would like to send my CV asap.
  6. In the past i have had hot hatches and performance cars but at the moment i have a small van. Although its very cheap to run and comfortable, i miss putting my right foot down and disappearing while some idiot is tailgating.
  7. Do Thai people adopt or foster like alot of UK families do?
  8. I would of thought the Thai police have better things to do than bust teenage Thai kids. The only time they ever speak to me is when they ask for a donation to the police mans fund while they check my license and tell me i was speeding even though its virtually impossible arond the Suk road area.
  9. good work Sherlock !!! Thankyou, it taken many years but i have finally figured her out.
  10. Instead of jumping in, can you not test the waters instead? maybe a bit of flirting? or small talk?
  11. I thought Thai women liked the idea of a family unit and having children. My missus wants a baby i think, i know this because firstly i am very intelligent and know exactly what she's thinking and secondly she said "i want a baby".
  12. if you dont know what it is then look it up.
  13. i see you looked up sarcasm, well done you seem to be grasping the english language very well
  14. http://www.urbandictionary.com/ For those of you who English isnt your first language or you have heard it in a song or whatever and have no idea what it means; the urban dictionary. There are some funny ones on there including one of my personal favourites; stingray. Check it out!
  15. http://www.urbandictionary.com/ For those of you who English isnt your first language or you have heard it in a song or whatever and have no idea what it means; the urban dictionary. There are some funny ones on there including one of my personal favourites; stingray. Check it out!
  16. If your partner was to cheat, what are you going to do about it? nothing! reason being they will cheat if it's on you or anyone else. You cant stop it as its a choice they make. You cant brain wash someone into loving you, they either feel it or they dont.
  17. I ordered flowers to be sent to my missus in Thailand for valentines day. She loves flowers and i love to make her smile so i made sure i sent them through a very good company. I knew in the baqck of my mind there would be some kind of problem because well, Thailand never runs smoothly so i made sure i booked them well in advance. Valentines day comes and then ... they dont get delivered. My surprise was ruined and i went back to the shop where i ordered them. I had spoken to my missus and she said "mai ben rai" and to cancel them. The shop foned the company and then what happens 25 mins later
  18. I ordered flowers to be sent to my missus in Thailand for valentines day. She loves flowers and i love to make her smile so i made sure i sent them through a very good company. I knew in the baqck of my mind there would be some kind of problem because well, Thailand never runs smoothly so i made sure i booked them well in advance. Valentines day comes and then ... they dont get delivered. My surprise was ruined and i went back to the shop where i ordered them. I had spoken to my missus and she said "mai ben rai" and to cancel them. The shop foned the company and then what happens 25 mins later
  19. FarangSanook

    Sad on Valentines?

    Excellent idea, i will go to the pharmacy and order my viagra and condoms. Safe sex with the condoms and Viagra for the ugly chicks.
  20. Its a good movie which is about developing relationships with hot asian women.
  21. "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." George Best
  22. Star Wars Trilogy Goodfellas Casino Blow Donnie Brasco 40 year old virgin Reign of Tera
  23. Is that an offer OutOfOrder? If it is i would have you know i am very expensive and reserved only for members of high society.
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