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  1. STB

    Hallo Schat !

    Nee, ze heeft het tegen mij, haha
  2. Well Jay, We sure had a chicken overdose that evening/night/morning, haha. Next time we def. have to bring more pork/beef
  3. STB

    only dutch readers

    Sterkte met het verwerken van je verdriet. Ik ben pas mijn moeder verloren en weet hoe hard het is. Hou je taai
  4. STB

    August 20

    5555555 The neverending story continues... I gotta take a subscription on this one, lol
  5. Well, the only constant in life in change, so why bother with someone who looks like your ex? And why dating somebody who reminds you of somebody else? Still not over it? For me: No
  6. Just use a high factor, 50+ (In Australia it's hard to get anything below that I've been told, due to the hole in the ozone layer), and don't forget to reapply on a regular bases. Don't forget the lame cheap brands you can buy in the market. One of the components of a good sunscreen is titanium oxide, which reflects the sunlight. It's pretty expensive, so there's very little in cheap sunscreen.
  7. STB

    My GF voted 100 for me

    She's soooo sweet
  8. STB

    My GF voted 100 for me

    She's soooo sweet
  9. To determine if you're a straight- or safety razor type, please read the following: If you would rather wind your watch than stand in line at the drugstore for a new battery - You might be a straight razor guy If the yellow pages of your phone book are all worn out and dog-eared from calling in professionals for every household chore - You might be a safety razor guy. If the clock on your VCR has been blinking at you since 1978 - You might be a straight razor guy. If you get every minute of extra sleep you can, then jump up and rush through dressing for work - You might be a safety razor guy. If you like the idea that others think you are "just a bit different" - You might be a straight razor guy. If the thought of shaving your head (or whole body) has EVER entered your mind - You might be a safety razor guy. If you would truly rather eat at home than in a restaurant - You might be a straight razor guy. If your idea of a good time requires more than 2 people - You might be a safety razor guy. If you don't even hesitate when asked "Paper or Plastic?" - you might be a straight razor guy. If you can't pass by a mirror without looking into it - You might be a safety razor guy. If when you buy clothes they fit, are comfortable, and will still be in your wardrobe a year or two from now - You might be a straight razor guy. If You believe Henry Ford, Alexander Graham Bell, King Gillette, Bill Gates and Ron Popeil are American Heros - You are a "Quattro" safety razor guy! If you've taken the "Pepsi Challenge" and failed - You might be a straight razor guy. If you can name the top 5 bands on this week's pop music chart - You might be a safety razor guy. If you can name all 9 planets - You might be a straight razor guy; If you want to live on one of them - You might be a safety razor guy. If you've ever had a newspaper route, mowed lawns, or sold "Kool-Aid" - You might be a straight razor guy. If you can do the "New Math" - You might be a safety razor guy. If your idea of a Recreational Vehicle is an "Airstream Land Yacht" - you might be a straight razor guy. If you think of the "Fab Five" as the Last Word in style and taste - You might be a "Venus" safety razor guy. If given the choice you opt for a steak & baked potato over sushi or tofu - You might be a straight razor guy. If the last letter in the brand name of the car you drive is a vowel - You might be a safety razor guy. If you would rather grind and brew your own favorite coffee blend than pay Starbucks $4.00/cup to do it for you - You might be a straight razor guy. If your social life is suffering because you can't pull yourself away from the new Reality TV Shows - You might be a safety razor guy. If you prefer your music to come from a vinyl LP on a precision turntable rather than a CD on a boom box - You might be a straight razor guy. If your idea of multi-tasking is shaving in the shower - I certainly hope you're a safety razor guy. If you think "Snoop Dog" is a breed of bloodhound - You might be a straight razor guy. If your favorite cup of coffee has a name that includes: Latte', Grande', or anything ending in "ino" you might be a safety razor guy. If you knew that The Lone Ranger's mask was made from the fabric of the vest worn by his brother, a U.S. Ranger who was murdered by "the bad guys" - You might be a straight razor guy. If you've ever stood in line for days (or even hours) at Best Buy or Circuit City waiting for the release of "the new ____ video game system" - You might be a safety razor guy. If you've ever thrown your cell phone into a river, over a cliff or down a well - You might be a straight razor guy. If the newest car you own is over forty years old and it still looks and runs like it did the first day it rolled off the assembly line, you might be a straight razor guy. If your motorcycle whines like a snowblower on speed, you might be a safety razor guy. If you think flip-flops are a crucial part of your wardrobe and wouldn't hesitate to wear them in front of the President of the US, you might be a safety razor guy. If you spot a classic car in less than one second while driving down the interstate at 70 mph, the car is two miles away in an overgrown field, and you can not only name it regardless of make and model, you can tell your passenger everything about it in great detail, and yet you totally missed the barely-legal blonde in a bikini standing not but 5 feet off the road, you might be a straight razor guy. If your entire DVD collection is made up of 30's and 40's classics, John Wayne flicks, and W.W.II war movies, you might be a straight razor guy. If you tie you own bowties and make your own lather, you're a straight razor guy If you wear button suspenders with your blue jeans, you might be a straight razor guy If you use moustache wax, you are a straight razor guy. If you MAKE your own moustache wax, you're neither and probably prefer to shave with the flint arrowhead you just made! If you still open the door for a lady you're probably a straight razor guy. If you believe that the man always pays for the dinner or movie, you're probably a straight razor guy. If you address an officer of the law as "sir" you're probably a straight razor guy. If you address everyone as "Sir" or "Ma'am," regardless of their age, or station, you're a straight razor guy. If grammar and punctuation mean nothing to you, you might be a safety razor guy.
  10. STB

    Smily is here :)

    Welcome back. Nice pics
  11. Me problem same same. Me Dutch, and English difficult for us too. No g's and other funny sounds in English, very anoying.
  12. I don't think this subject is gonna attract much girls...
  13. The second law of motion. I love the feeling of acceleration on my bike The feeling for breaking down when some braindead cager doesn't yield is different....
  14. Hi guys/dolls, Was packing for a holliday to South Africa (no, not Thailand this time, after four times in a row I'm visiting another continent), found a t-shirt my mum bought me last year in Kanchanaburi, in a small store on first road. It's got a sick buffalo letter on the back, this one's got it all Dear Falang I write letter to you. Have you tell you now have big problem at my home Nakon Nowhere. Buffalo sick and cannot get rice from field. My father need 3,000 baht for medicine to make buffalo good again. My brother me fall down well for water and he break leg, cannot help my father same. Need 5,000 baht for borrow good man help my father. Now my mother stay hospital and my baby also, both have denge fever from drink water no good after my brother fall down well. Grandmother have motorbike accident, hit four chicken in road, but chicken fled scene, so have no one pay for her in hospital next my bed my mother and baby , want 4,000 baht her. Sister in monkey house for making sex show in Bangkok have to pay 200 baht everyday for food she, but police say no problem give 20,000 baht sister can go free. Young brother go hospital to cut for be ladyboy need 10,000 baht for operation. I think easy if you send 100,000 baht to me, can send my bank at Mangdar Bank. Now you stay your country, I now that I stay with you only one night, but you number one man form all 35 I go with last month. Now I know it you I love to much and think of you every day I go room after disco. I not work same bar before--now have new job Kanchanaburi River Kwai Road at Bird Watchers Bar, boss there have good heart and good man, have lots of pretty girls everyday and bar very good fun. P.S. Please to send photo I can remember which one you
  15. Places behind you Just to remind you 'You gotta walk and don't look back - Peter Tosh'
  16. STB

    The Last Day Has Come

    Well, better start whining again, where you're going in the Karoo they get up very early, 'Boer' time, lol. But, at least there's a maid who brings you ice coffee in bed, haha. Have fun
  17. Forget him. Despite what he's saying he isn't the one...
  18. Except for the centuries that connot be devided by 400. 1900 was no leap year.
  19. Love it And the rotten fish, well, it's the same with Worchestershiresauce, that got some tuna or anchofish in it. Love that too
  20. STB

    <b>Alone is lonely<b>

    In the end we're all alone... We're born alone, and we'll die alone...
  21. A pleasant afternoon with the one I love
  22. Yes Yes, yes Yes, yes, no experiance... So?
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