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im_no_butterfly

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  • Birthday 08/16/1989
  1. Drink more beer Drink more beer again Drink even more beer, again Smoke more W*** PLay my guitar even louder (annoy the neighbours) To find a girl, not a golddigger Sleep 1 extra hour in the morning Only spend 140 hours online per week Bake a nice mellow cake Practise safe sex (with my hand) Thats it!
  2. The Day the Penis asked for a Raise > > > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: > > I do physical labour. > > I work at great depths. > > I plunge headfirst into everything I do. > > I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > > I work in a damp environment. > > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. > > I work in high temperatures. > > My work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Sincerely, > P. Niss > __________________________________________________________ > > The Response: > > Dear P. Niss: > > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, > the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: > > You do not work 8 hours straight. > > You fall asleep after brief work periods. > > You do not always follow the orders of the management team. > > You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other > locations. > > You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in > order to start working. > > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. > > You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the > correct protective clothing. > > You will retire well before you are 65. > > You are unable to work double shifts. > > You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed > assigned task. > > And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and > exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. > > Sincerely, > V. Gina
  3. The Day the Penis asked for a Raise > > > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: > > I do physical labour. > > I work at great depths. > > I plunge headfirst into everything I do. > > I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > > I work in a damp environment. > > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. > > I work in high temperatures. > > My work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Sincerely, > P. Niss > __________________________________________________________ > > The Response: > > Dear P. Niss: > > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, > the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: > > You do not work 8 hours straight. > > You fall asleep after brief work periods. > > You do not always follow the orders of the management team. > > You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other > locations. > > You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in > order to start working. > > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. > > You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the > correct protective clothing. > > You will retire well before you are 65. > > You are unable to work double shifts. > > You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed > assigned task. > > And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and > exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. > > Sincerely, > V. Gina
  4. By the way, i own a bicycle and love it, but not enough to have sexual intercourse with it, yet.... Now let me measure that tubing size...lol
  5. OMG, OMB... what is this world coming too!!! Check this story out... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
  6. D'ya all know i had HIV and toothpaste cured this! It must be Colgate though! Killed all antibodies! I have nothing to fear. i am cured! hoo rayyy!! Now i need to find that ***** i slept with, and rub the full tube of paste on her ***** lips and inside!
  7. Actually you don't have anything to worry about, it was just a wet dream...... I wish that was true!!!
  8. If i have caught something i'm gonna break that Thai ******* neck!
  9. As a MALe i love cumming once,,so multiple would be WOW-AMAZING!!, So i guess the same happens for a woman...
  10. Ok, i had sex with a Thai girl, ,,i was alarmed to see the condom which i bought in thailand had split!!...i have been so worried ever since, and cant stop thinking about it - i think i may have caught something - ! :shock: Has anybody had this experienced :?:
  11. You would if it was the same bird you caught HIV from...
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