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im_no_butterfly

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About im_no_butterfly

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  • Birthday 08/16/1989
  1. Drink more beer Drink more beer again Drink even more beer, again Smoke more W*** PLay my guitar even louder (annoy the neighbours) To find a girl, not a golddigger Sleep 1 extra hour in the morning Only spend 140 hours online per week Bake a nice mellow cake Practise safe sex (with my hand) Thats it!
  2. The Day the Penis asked for a Raise > > > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: > > I do physical labour. > > I work at great depths. > > I plunge headfirst into everything I do. > > I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > > I work in a damp environment. > > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. > > I work in high temperatures. > > My work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Sincerely, > P. Niss > ________________________________
  3. The Day the Penis asked for a Raise > > > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: > > I do physical labour. > > I work at great depths. > > I plunge headfirst into everything I do. > > I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > > I work in a damp environment. > > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. > > I work in high temperatures. > > My work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Sincerely, > P. Niss > ________________________________
  4. By the way, i own a bicycle and love it, but not enough to have sexual intercourse with it, yet.... Now let me measure that tubing size...lol
  5. OMG, OMB... what is this world coming too!!! Check this story out... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
  6. D'ya all know i had HIV and toothpaste cured this! It must be Colgate though! Killed all antibodies! I have nothing to fear. i am cured! hoo rayyy!! Now i need to find that ***** i slept with, and rub the full tube of paste on her ***** lips and inside!
  7. Actually you don't have anything to worry about, it was just a wet dream...... I wish that was true!!!
  8. If i have caught something i'm gonna break that Thai ******* neck!
  9. As a MALe i love cumming once,,so multiple would be WOW-AMAZING!!, So i guess the same happens for a woman...
  10. Ok, i had sex with a Thai girl, ,,i was alarmed to see the condom which i bought in thailand had split!!...i have been so worried ever since, and cant stop thinking about it - i think i may have caught something - ! :shock: Has anybody had this experienced :?:
  11. You would if it was the same bird you caught HIV from...
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