When I first came to BKK I really got into eating Thai food off street sellers. I was about to start work, I set off at 7.30 Monday morning. I took a motorcycle taxi, right when I got to work..... I **** my pants. So I called my boss and said 'I'm outside but I have just **** myself. He didn't bat an eye. He replied 'No worries, just come in tomorrow'. We agreed we wouldn't mention it to the rest of the team. I walked in ,****-stain-free, the next morning in to the staff room and one dude said. 'Hey, this is the guy who **** himself yesterday'. I continued to work there for another 3 years.