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Maybi

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  1. that reminds me... my bf once arranged some candles in the living room for a romantic atmosphere... when he was arranging the lights on the bookshelf he needed a free hand so he held a small late with a candle light with his teeths... in the next moment he had the plate in his face, breathing the hot wax in with his nose... hhahahahhhahahhahhahh that must have hurt like hell but he could not scream coz his breathing stoped for a moment. it tooka couple of days to get out all the wax.... hurts like hell.. i can relate a bit coz i had a similare experience with a cake
  2. if you did not dump him by now, i suggest getting a IQ trainer
  3. that sounds like a the typical guy. welcome to the real world. on the other side i dont know so many thai girls who do not cheat on their foreign bf who has to stay at his homeland for a longer periode
  4. Can you please mark the funny part of your question with a colour, i am bad with aussy humor, sorry.
  5. virtual relationships like: I have a super great Farang BF! He did chat with my friend first but they broke up so he chat with me now and in summer he will come to thailand and we will get married and he will take me to UK. lol during the holiday seasons half the girls have status messages on msn like: you are the wan baby! take me to yar harth! then during the off peac season they change to: miss you so much, waiting you! and then shortly before the next holiday season starts it mostly changes to : I hate you! why you lies to me! Did you get boring with me now? Then its their friends turn an
  6. Free translation: i am a horny guy, no luck with real woman so i try to cyber sex but no one wants to have sex chat with me, so instead i post a general sex topic on this forum and will get off to all replies. Please describe in detail the way you like to be licked at places i have never explored in real myself. Clinex and pictures are ready!
  7. i guess its all about personal standards... Communicating with hands and feet is a bit to less for me. Not much into baby language. Its an important thing in a long term relationship to be able to talk and get to know each other better than 'you okay? you hungry? '
  8. lesbian, gay, ladyboys and so on, there are many sexual preferences but there are only 2 sex options in this world, men and female, simple as that. what about hermaphrodites??? Well unless you are a Banana slug you will settle on one sex or the doctors will.fairy nuff (bit of a shame that banan slugs don't get to choose though...) (are we perhaps denying nature by making these choices for hermaphrodtie babies?) dont have to make the choice for the babies but if you run in the Olympics pretending to be a woman then someone has to judge your sex somehow.
  9. lesbian, gay, ladyboys and so on, there are many sexual preferences but there are only 2 sex options in this world, men and female, simple as that. what about hermaphrodites??? Well unless you are a Banana slug you will settle on one sex or the doctors will.
  10. hmm you said that "my dear" is old fashioned for what? Brother call sister? Older people say that to young folks, you hear that a lot in the movies too.
  11. i think it may be ok in some situations when humor is involved or with close friends. other than that its just a slimy pickup line
  12. there is no **** like that, unless you believe in stories posted by some self proclaimed prostitute experts on the web.
  13. From what you stated Kirk, It is quite annoying to me when 'a particular person" call me "honey, dear" when his wife is not there.. for ex.. on phone and msn with me...so I am thinking about challenging him to call me those names in front of his wife who is my master friend...Actually I do tell him that I don't like the way he call me that me,, it sounds strange to me. He seems to understand, but keep calling me like that when his wife isn't around.....Poor them or Poor me hahaha! More than that he call his wife "honey" too ohhh!! Tell his wife, she is your friend after all and deserves
  14. lesbian, gay, ladyboys and so on, there are many sexual preferences but there are only 2 sex options in this world, men and female, simple as that.
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