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  1. ive done nothing different in this

    piglet sneezy flu thing

    oh bother

    but i have noticed myself get kinda pissed when this dude sneezed really hard and juicy on the bts and did NOT cover his mouth

    after that he couffed a few times

    i was very glad i wasnt near him cause unlike the dude next to him

    i woulda said

    cover your fuckin mouth

    other then that i got some amoxi stored incase i catch a stomach bug like last year when i was sick for almost a week, but that might have been food poisoning

    id say just now what is germy and what is not

    now your body and be healthier when ppl around your are sick

    the rest is mostly common since right?

    fcuk a flu

    soon there will be the next big hype slapped all over the media for the freaks to consume over and suck right up

  2. yea

    i been lifting number two pencils a lot lately

    i think my peks are startin to show it

    definitely helps doin all these reps with these heavy bottles of 100 pipers

    that really gets the heart racing and swet drippin

    i run the mid day obstacle course on the soi ducking and dodging cars, motorbikes, and beggers (the ones you KNOW dont need it)

    for a morning work out i usually have to do some serious hand to eye cordination work outs with my ps3

    on another note

    i could not pay to work out

    kinda like i wouldnt pay to go to the oxygen bars in Vegas either

    i understand the equipment and all that

    but in thailand i think its easy to find many SMALL gyms at ur place or a friends place with privacy and pools and free to use tho you prolly live there

  3. Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 950.

    Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

    You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness.

    Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

    You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

    Do you remember now?

    uhhhhh i once had a dream that i was in a real life zombie movie

    but this i do not remember

    good guess tho

    i always thought i was a frog before

    because i burp loud

  4. WARNING: as with all brewing, and this one more than most, keep everything STERILE!!! I don't want any of you getting sick(er) because of stray bacteria.

    is about the smartest thing to say when it comes to my fav mushroom delicacies

    i usually mix a batch with Nestle chocolate (chocolate first heated and melted)

    pour them into little shape pallets, like fish or bugs or signs and letters

    then freeze em in the freezer bout 3 hrs

    hand em out at a fun party ( meaning collective intelligent individuals, ones that dont need "sitters" usually )

    sitters being babysitters to help them out of a , oops i ate the whole bag , walk me through this , trip

    anyway get together, watch the game or video game it

    consume the treats

    and after about 40 minutes to an hour when u see colors a bit more intensely and u may get the giggles

    have a beer and level it out or boost


  5. id ratha have a shot of 100 pipers

    as far as ive learned in 2 yrs from livin n this amazingly unorganized organized corrupt country

    b and p sound similar

    tho i might b wrong cause im trying so hard to learn thai

    for me learning french and SPANISH was way

    easier ( understanding that they use the ENGLISH alphabet )

    but when tryin to learn thai ( not only does it look like chicken scratch )

    but sentences seem to run together meaning there is no space and even at that

    the L's r kinda mexican n a way that they can roll or sound like R's?

    am i wrong?

    krap'krab'caP' CAB

    rak khun mak maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

    kid teung

    joob joop?

    it makes it twice as hard 4 me to learn thai when thai ppl/ euro ppl/ aussie ppl/ american ppl spell each word in english DIFFERENTLY

    4 ex

    sawasdee krab

    was how i first learned it

    but then i see this


    swadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee krap

    swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee caaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

    and so many more

    dont get me started on NALATEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

    or naratiwat

    or naladewat


    sometimes i feel clueless but it help to hear a thai person say it in their native accent ya know?

    am i the only one who feels that????

  6. (No, I'm not on drug. Not today, at least.)

    It's pretty stupid..but here I go... what is the longest time you've held your pee? and why?

    what's your record?

    16 hours

    from a flight from the CHI




    i dont like using public bathrooms from planes, buses, trains, to malls

    so i held my piss the whole flight


  7. The more you expect from people from this site, the more you get hurt. That would be all I have to say.

    ...That should be on the home page

    ...I have had my heart broken many times on here


    But just think of the fun you had while it was breaking....couldn't have hurt that much....

    tf taxi cab confessions lol

    i love reading these kinda threads

  8. You are joking right????? It's Bkk, man. Like eagle said, just walk out the door.

    BTW, you are a member of this website. There are tons of lovely women right here.

    hes right on both counts

    ever try ChangWattana Mall? or Bangkapi Mall? Not even just on friday or saturday but EVERYDAY

    also if your bored go ride the BTS or MRT for a while.... you see many cuties

    stay away from the "ewwwww" spots n youll be fine

    try a park, alot of very attractive girls both ASIAN and other can b found there

    or try one of the sexy islands

  9. Yah what she meant to say was>>>

    "I got totally wasted stumbled into a tattoo parlor slurred something about stars on my face and passed out. Woke up and realized that I made a boo boo."

    Someone must have fed her some Coca Cola and MSG right before she got in there...


    so healthy of them haha

  10. Legalized gambling ? or Legalized marijuana ?

    Gambling (actually I'd legalise everything... I believe in the right to choose)

    Buying a bespoke suit from an....

    Indian teenager


    Italian tailor?

    Indian teenager.



    New York?

    Oh def New York (no cockneys)

    arab strap or prince albert?


    i agree with the NY thing - you never see this cockiness n attitude from them like u do here in bangkok, nothing against Indians or anyone really its just that ******* high nose ' better than thou art **** -- i almost got into it two weeks ago but my friends cooled me down, n im never the type to go outta my way to start a fight its just this fuckin arrogance that erks me....

    Hell no to a prince albert..... but dare i ask, whats a arab strap?

    Cookie Dough ice cream or Chocolate Chip Mint?

  11. DARE-

    Kiss ADMIN with your full lip, Post the picture to prove here.

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    :puke_right: :puke_right: :puke_right: :puke_right:

    No need to prove it with a picture...he just flew over and kissed me...twice....then flew back home.

    Now I broken heart.


    no worry mr admin; me long time lover, not like these long time promises/short time realities


    long time lover with many loves....... :wink:

    how very dare you!!!

    I am strictly a one admin guy!!! :wink:

    oh gee thanks dad! now what am i supposed to tell the kids at school!

  12. TRUTH -

    How often you show urself naked on a LIVE webcam?

    Oh yeah I forgot the question. But your question is omg....Hmm I'd say it's not that often, not every time that I chat with my baby LOL


    What was the grossest thing that you have ever eaten? :?

    Without a doubt farang p*ssy........... kidding, dog was nice till i discovered it was dog, then it became gross

    wtf on both counts dude!


  13. colonic irrigation




    colonic... for that squeaky clean feeling.

    (need to answer a few other posts... yes I enjoyed the deep-fried Mars Bar. It's not a Ferarrri in the picture... it's a Peugeot 205cc.... and it looks like the stupid hairdresser bint driving the Peugeot was responsible.)

    No Sex forever


    No Music forever?

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


    (that's just a dilemma too far)

    No Music forever ... (No offend Iain_D.)

    Last 20 baht in your pocket

    Give it to beggar ?


    Go buy an ice cream ?

    give it to a begger thats missing some limbs or has some serious skin problems

    NOT the fake blind or hold up my child beggers or look i can fuckin play the hermonica ones either

    Eggo waffles or Ihop (id have to choose eggos tho)

  14. Camel Toe,

    Camel Toe,

    No I can still see... past exploding ****

    (she?s got to hide something)

    Camel Toe,

    Camel Toe,

    No I can still see... past exploding ****

    (she?s got to hide something)

    now an exploding camel toe would be bloody impressive!!!


    or just plain bloody

    and nasty as hell

    just say no to the TOE

    and the FUPA

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