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Sweet_n_Sour

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  1. A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wifes going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in t
  2. A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wifes going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in t
  3. After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.
  4. After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.
  5. lol he makes me wanna throw up
  6. 5 Bucks A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop,the wife goes in,and he waits outside. A hooker comes along and says to him,"Like to come home with me,buddy?" "For how much?" asks the man. "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers. "I will give you five bucks," he replies. The hooker swears at him and walks away. A little later,the man's wife comes out for the shop and they continue their walk. As they round the corner,there stands the same hooker.She takes one look at the man and his wife and says, "HA!. see what you get for five bucks?"
  7. 5 Bucks A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop,the wife goes in,and he waits outside. A hooker comes along and says to him,"Like to come home with me,buddy?" "For how much?" asks the man. "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers. "I will give you five bucks," he replies. The hooker swears at him and walks away. A little later,the man's wife comes out for the shop and they continue their walk. As they round the corner,there stands the same hooker.She takes one look at the man and his wife and says, "HA!. see what you get for five bucks?"
  8. Sweet_n_Sour

    A-hole!

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
  9. Sweet_n_Sour

    Coming home

    Great video!!!!!!!
  10. Husband : Honey,I invited a friend home for dinner. Wife : What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal. Husband : I know all that. Wife : Then why did you invite the friend? Husband : Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
  11. Husband : Honey,I invited a friend home for dinner. Wife : What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal. Husband : I know all that. Wife : Then why did you invite the friend? Husband : Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
  12. Sweet_n_Sour

    Pranks!

    Hahahaha I like the last part!
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